Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Very random thoughts..not my usual kind of post but it'll do....ENJOY!

"Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your husband leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you have cute kids , thirty five years on you work really hard and build your empire, then one day you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation because your kids are too spoilt to want to take care of you and then you regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one day you slip off your yatch at the coast of Lagos and then you DIE..WELL MAYBE…….

You should start out dead; just get it right out of the way….
You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day….
You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work,….. you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, …….you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
After High School,…… you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play or nap all day, you have no responsibilities.
You become a baby with no cares whatsoever.
Then,….. you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living quarter’s everyday...and then...
you finish off as an orgasm!
It would have to be better that way ... because this getting old .. just sucks

P.S..i am upset with my fellow dames.I am going on strike,I am not blogging again until someone else blogs

A depressed and reality sticken Monisola


  1. Monisugarplum, don't go on strike o! give me the other dames address, lemme beat their trifling asses back to blogsville.
    I prefer the second version of life that way life doesn't suck so much.

  2. Finishing life as an orgasm..

    How you feeling now?
    Any better??

  3. moni shudnt i b getting all dis gist straight to my phone.....hmm i 4give u. ending as an orgasm....nah u knw!!

    so in the spirit of forgivness Rene am sure u have forgiven me as am here but i'll send u d other danes address so u can beat their trifling asses here. lol


  4. There's something so classic about this piece... Especially the reverse ageing process! It's a masterpiece in my opinion.

    Now why after all this heart-felt praise, what you want to go on strike for? Don't break our hearts, please?

    Great job, Monisola!

  5. @ rene..i ll send u their addresses soon..lets just give them a week to remedy the
    @ roc naij...i dont want to grow feeling a lot better though..thanks for asking
    @ naughty eyes..aww..thanks for the made my day...maybe i won't go on strike after all..:-)
    as for u ayanfe....u heard the readers..y'all better get ur triffling asses back here no likey!!!


  6. oh, babe..this post is classic..creative and got my imaginations up...i'm stalking you now so don't u dare go

  7. i enjoyed reading this, something to really thing about..

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